Have a Holly Jolly Christmas-Have a Johnny Jolly Christmas
Johnny Jolly-Packers Packers DT-2006-2009, 2013
Feliz Navidad-Luis Avilan
Luis Avilan-Braves RP-2012-Present
O Christmas Tree-Oh David Lee
David Lee-Rockies, Padres, Indians RP-1999-2004
Carol of the Bells-Carol of David Wells
David Wells-SP-Blue Jays, Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox, Padres, White Sox, Reds, Orioles-1987-2007
Deck The Hall-Deck the Brawl
All the brawls in sports history
I had a Little Dreidel-I had a Little Gable
Dan Gable Gold Medal Wrestler in 1972 Olympics
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire-Injuries Happening On A Mark Prior
Mark Prior-SP-2002-2006 Cubs
Frosty the Snowman-Frostee Rucker the Foeman
Frostee Rucker-DE-2006-Present, Bengals, Browns, Cardinals (Never on the Colts, always a foe)
Let It Snow-Block Him Joe
Joe Thomas-LT-2007-Present-Browns
Do You Hear What I Hear-Do You Hear Rob Deer Striking Out
Rob Deer-RF-1984-1996-Brewers, Tigers, Giants, Red Sox, Padres
Silent Night-Suarez's Bite
Luis Suarez-ST-2005-Present-Nacional, Groningen, Ajax, Liverpool, Barcelona
The 12 Days of Christmas-The 12 Yards of Trent Richardson
Trent Richardson-RB-2012-Present-Browns, Colts
Johnny Jolly-Packers Packers DT-2006-2009, 2013
Feliz Navidad-Luis Avilan
Luis Avilan-Braves RP-2012-Present
O Christmas Tree-Oh David Lee
David Lee-Rockies, Padres, Indians RP-1999-2004
Carol of the Bells-Carol of David Wells
David Wells-SP-Blue Jays, Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox, Padres, White Sox, Reds, Orioles-1987-2007
Deck The Hall-Deck the Brawl
All the brawls in sports history
I had a Little Dreidel-I had a Little Gable
Dan Gable Gold Medal Wrestler in 1972 Olympics
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire-Injuries Happening On A Mark Prior
Mark Prior-SP-2002-2006 Cubs
Frosty the Snowman-Frostee Rucker the Foeman
Frostee Rucker-DE-2006-Present, Bengals, Browns, Cardinals (Never on the Colts, always a foe)
Let It Snow-Block Him Joe
Joe Thomas-LT-2007-Present-Browns
Do You Hear What I Hear-Do You Hear Rob Deer Striking Out
Rob Deer-RF-1984-1996-Brewers, Tigers, Giants, Red Sox, Padres
Silent Night-Suarez's Bite
Luis Suarez-ST-2005-Present-Nacional, Groningen, Ajax, Liverpool, Barcelona
The 12 Days of Christmas-The 12 Yards of Trent Richardson
Trent Richardson-RB-2012-Present-Browns, Colts
I Saw Chuck Pagano Kissing Santa Claus?
ReplyDeleteNot a bad one but not one I'm going to use. We were looking for rhymes and if we couldn't find a rhyme then we used a non rhyme one
DeleteAndrew Luck Got Run Over by a Reindeer?
ReplyDeleteAndrew Luck did get runover by the Cowboys defense so that's not a bad one either
DeleteI don't like the name Silent Night-Suarez's Bite it has some religious aspects in it.
ReplyDeleteThese are meant to be holiday songs. Some holiday songs have religious aspects to them
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