Arizona Cacti:
This is a pretty cool name. We should replace the pylons at the stadium with cacti. Watch out!
Atlanta Peaches:
Georgia. The state of peaches. Put the two together and you get this name.
Baltimore Blue Crabs
This name I think sound pretty cool. The last two didn't have much alliteration but this one does. The point of this one is first that the Blue Crab is Maryland's state crustacean but also Baltimore has the best crab cakes. Yum!
Buffalo Blizzards
Just check the latest news from Buffalo on this one. You'll understand.
Carolina Cars
Charlotte, North Carolina, the home of the Panthers, is also home of the Charlotte Motor Speedway. This racetrack holds the Sprint All-Star Race, the Coca-Cola 600, and the Bank of America 500. Thanks NASCAR!
Chicago Breeze
The Windy City. Get the point?
Cincinnati Heroes
Do you know you're ancient Roman mythology? Well, the city of Cincinnati is named after the ancient Roman war hero, Cincinnatus. He was once a Roman dictator, actually. He helped the Romans win many wars and was a great leader. This team has history behind it.
Cleveland Rockers
On September 1st, 1995, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was opened in Cleveland. This team will not have trouble finding people to perform during halftime. Get your guitars ready!
Dallas Conveniences
Have you ever heard of 7-Eleven? Well of you have not, it is one of the most successful convenience store chains. It was founded in Dallas, too. Pretty convenient.
Denver Peaks
The Rocky Mountains and the Mile High Stadium, it is hard to resist this name.
Just check the latest news from Buffalo on this one. You'll understand.
Carolina Cars
Charlotte, North Carolina, the home of the Panthers, is also home of the Charlotte Motor Speedway. This racetrack holds the Sprint All-Star Race, the Coca-Cola 600, and the Bank of America 500. Thanks NASCAR!
Chicago Breeze
The Windy City. Get the point?
Cincinnati Heroes
Do you know you're ancient Roman mythology? Well, the city of Cincinnati is named after the ancient Roman war hero, Cincinnatus. He was once a Roman dictator, actually. He helped the Romans win many wars and was a great leader. This team has history behind it.
Cleveland Rockers
On September 1st, 1995, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was opened in Cleveland. This team will not have trouble finding people to perform during halftime. Get your guitars ready!
Dallas Conveniences
Have you ever heard of 7-Eleven? Well of you have not, it is one of the most successful convenience store chains. It was founded in Dallas, too. Pretty convenient.
Denver Peaks
The Rocky Mountains and the Mile High Stadium, it is hard to resist this name.
Detroit Invincible
This must be a hard team to beat. The reason for this is from the creation of the bulletproof vest. It was created by Richard Davis, a pizza delivery man in Detroit, was delivering pizzas and three armed robbers attacked him . He luckily was okay and the idea of "invincibility" was created.
Green Bay Cheese-heads
If you have every been to or have seen a Packers game, almost all of the fans wear cheese-heads. Also, the nickname of the Packers are the Cheese-heads. Sometimes nicknames are supposed to be real names in the first place.
Houston Meteors
If you haven't noticed before, every sports team in Houston, except for the Texans, are named after something to with space or NASA. The reason is because the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center is located in Houston. For example, the Rockets, Astros, and the now nonexistent WNBA team the Comets. It's time to change that.
Indianapolis Clowns
You are probably confused over this team name. If you known baseball history, you may understand it. The Indianapolis Clowns, a Negro League baseball team, were in existence from 1935 to 1989. One interesting fact is that Satchel Paige was once on them. He could have been the best pitcher all time if there was no segregation. Personally, I don't think the Colts team name needs to be changed, but this will do.
Jacksonville Filmers
Personally, I like the Jaguars current name but that is not the point of this article. They are now the Filmers because from the 1910's to the 1930's Jacksonville was the Hollywood before Hollywood. Who knew!?
Kansas City Barbecue
Kansas City is very famous for its barbecue and because of this it is the barbecue capital of the world with of its dozens of restaurants containing the condiment.
Miami Scuba
Miami was a popular place for pirates such as Blackbeard to bury their treasure and many caches of gold have been found on and off the island. In addition Miami Beach is known as the wreck diving capital of the world and many scuba divers like to discover the wrecks and claim what they find.
Minnesota Money
Minnesota is home to nineteen Fortune 500 companies which is the most in any state, and 15 of those are in the Minneapolis-St. Paul region which is where the Vikings are. Some of these companies are the United Health Group, Target and Best Buy. Also, the largest mall in America called The Mall of America is in Minneapolis and is 9.5 million square feet.
New England Industry
During the Revolutionary War cannons and cannonballs were manufactured in Foxborough. Today the modern industry consists of precision instruments.
New Orleans Water
The official elevation of New Orleans is 2 feet below sea level which makes it very susceptible to flooding. Also, the Superdome where the Saints play is so large that the condensation can create rainstorms within the dome.
New York Broadcasters
This will replace the Jets. East Rutherford, New Jersey is the home of Dick Vitale, a famous broadcaster. He will probably broadcast the games.
New York Crosswords
This is the replacement of the Giants. Henry Hook, the creator of the crossword, was born in East Rutherford, New Jersey, in 1955. Free giveaway crosswords at games are coming soon.
Oakland Ports
The Port of Oakland is one of the 5 largest container ports in North America, and it is one of the Top 20 worldwide, it controls over 19 miles of shoreline and it owns the Oakland International Airport.
Philadelphia History
Philadelphia is home to Independence Hall which is where the Constitution, and Declaration of Independence were both signed and adopted. It is also home to the first newspaper and stock exchange. It was home to the United States Congress for a few years and it was where George Washington served as President from 1790-1797. It is also home to the Liberty Bell which is an icon of American history.
Pittsburgh Bridges
Pittsburgh contains more than 445 bridges which is more than Venice and many of them cross the Ohio, Allegheny, and Monongahela rivers.
San Diego Farms
San Diego is home to 7,000 farms, the most in any city in the U.S.. Fresh fruits and vegetables for everybody!
San Francisco Candles
After the recent demolition of Candlestick Park, their previous stadium, this is a tribute to it. Maybe this should start a sponsorship with Yankee Candle.
Seattle Supersonics
The Seattle Supersonics were a team in the NBA from 1967 to 2008. Notable players were Gary Payton, Shawn Kemp, Detlef Schrempf, and Kevin Durant. There was recent rumors that the Sacramento Kings were going to move to Seattle and change their name but it did not happen. Would the Seahawks be willing to change their name?
St. Louis Caves
If you don't know, St. Louis is built on top a network of caves that were used for the underground railroad. These helped send slaves to Canada and safety. It would be cool if their stadium was shaped like a cave. St. Louis, please take this into consideration.
Tampa Bay Musicians
Tampa Bay is surprisingly home to many musicians. For example, the Adderley brothers, Aaron Carter, Nick Carter, David Sanborn, Stephen Stills, and Vic Mercer (a.k.a Celph Titled). Cleveland and Tampa Bay now have a rivalry.
Tennessee Wildlife
Nashville, where the Titans are located, contains two of the best zoos in the country. Animal Planet has recognized this. Who knows what the logo will be?
Washington Senators
There have been four now non-existent baseball teams named the Washinton Senators. The reason is because of the capital. This name should be revived.
Kansas City Barbecue
Kansas City is very famous for its barbecue and because of this it is the barbecue capital of the world with of its dozens of restaurants containing the condiment.
Miami Scuba
Miami was a popular place for pirates such as Blackbeard to bury their treasure and many caches of gold have been found on and off the island. In addition Miami Beach is known as the wreck diving capital of the world and many scuba divers like to discover the wrecks and claim what they find.
Minnesota Money
Minnesota is home to nineteen Fortune 500 companies which is the most in any state, and 15 of those are in the Minneapolis-St. Paul region which is where the Vikings are. Some of these companies are the United Health Group, Target and Best Buy. Also, the largest mall in America called The Mall of America is in Minneapolis and is 9.5 million square feet.
New England Industry
During the Revolutionary War cannons and cannonballs were manufactured in Foxborough. Today the modern industry consists of precision instruments.
New Orleans Water
The official elevation of New Orleans is 2 feet below sea level which makes it very susceptible to flooding. Also, the Superdome where the Saints play is so large that the condensation can create rainstorms within the dome.
New York Broadcasters
This will replace the Jets. East Rutherford, New Jersey is the home of Dick Vitale, a famous broadcaster. He will probably broadcast the games.
New York Crosswords
This is the replacement of the Giants. Henry Hook, the creator of the crossword, was born in East Rutherford, New Jersey, in 1955. Free giveaway crosswords at games are coming soon.
The Port of Oakland is one of the 5 largest container ports in North America, and it is one of the Top 20 worldwide, it controls over 19 miles of shoreline and it owns the Oakland International Airport.
Philadelphia History
Philadelphia is home to Independence Hall which is where the Constitution, and Declaration of Independence were both signed and adopted. It is also home to the first newspaper and stock exchange. It was home to the United States Congress for a few years and it was where George Washington served as President from 1790-1797. It is also home to the Liberty Bell which is an icon of American history.
Pittsburgh Bridges
Pittsburgh contains more than 445 bridges which is more than Venice and many of them cross the Ohio, Allegheny, and Monongahela rivers.
San Diego Farms
San Diego is home to 7,000 farms, the most in any city in the U.S.. Fresh fruits and vegetables for everybody!
San Francisco Candles
After the recent demolition of Candlestick Park, their previous stadium, this is a tribute to it. Maybe this should start a sponsorship with Yankee Candle.
Seattle Supersonics
The Seattle Supersonics were a team in the NBA from 1967 to 2008. Notable players were Gary Payton, Shawn Kemp, Detlef Schrempf, and Kevin Durant. There was recent rumors that the Sacramento Kings were going to move to Seattle and change their name but it did not happen. Would the Seahawks be willing to change their name?
St. Louis Caves
If you don't know, St. Louis is built on top a network of caves that were used for the underground railroad. These helped send slaves to Canada and safety. It would be cool if their stadium was shaped like a cave. St. Louis, please take this into consideration.
Tampa Bay Musicians
Tampa Bay is surprisingly home to many musicians. For example, the Adderley brothers, Aaron Carter, Nick Carter, David Sanborn, Stephen Stills, and Vic Mercer (a.k.a Celph Titled). Cleveland and Tampa Bay now have a rivalry.
Tennessee Wildlife
Nashville, where the Titans are located, contains two of the best zoos in the country. Animal Planet has recognized this. Who knows what the logo will be?
Washington Senators
There have been four now non-existent baseball teams named the Washinton Senators. The reason is because of the capital. This name should be revived.